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"I'm married with five children." "Sorry, we're looking for someone with sound judgement!"

'We need to start working more closely to try to improve these grades. Do you have my office number?'

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Impressing dad.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Babies vs. Dogs

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"I miss the Augean stables."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."