Parent Appreciating Childhood Innocence Pillows

'I heard you were going deer hunting so I camouflaged the car!'

Mother Duck.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"...My daughter, the model..."

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

'Isn't this marvelous? True love and we haven't lost our milk teeth yet!'

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

God bless Mom and Dad. Grant them the power to anticipate my every need and the means to fulfill them.

'Ms. Evertz, has my mother been snooping around my office again?'

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."

Parental Valentines Day Cards

"Oh, no! Now you know my secret identity as Toilet Paper Man!"

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

Child watching a rocket launch which reads 'war'.

"Ah, the carefree days of youth."

Are you ready for the greatest treat in the world? Please don't do this. You are about to see the cutest baby. He's adorable. Excellent. I love babies. Aaaah! Didn't I tell you? Don't speak. Looks like a 90-year-old member of the British Parliament. Speechless, I know. Want another peek? No, please! No, it's too incredible for me. Beauty is in the eye of the mother.

Waving...

'no... NO!'

''Show and Tell' is NOT an invasion of privacy!'

"Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake... Well, that would be pretty rotten thing to do, God, seeing as I'm only eight years old."

"My Mom's getting a bonus at work. I hope it's a puppy!"

"There are three kinds of lies: big lies, small lies, and in between are grande lies."

Eww, no way, mom! Do you know what's in those things?

'I overheard you say that you have been sober for 10 years... Me to!'

'Expelled! Does that mean I get to have my apple back, Sir?'

'You just have one mother and one father? Don't you get lonely?'

"Do you like creepily polite children of strangers?"