Parcel Wrangler With A Pram Gifts

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Travelling

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Fur Baby

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

Mother CareBaby Gap

"I'm so good at this!"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Where's your nose?"

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Parenting Business Deals

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"