Parapsychology Gifts

'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'

'Just write your answers. You'll get the questions after the test.'

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Sigmund Freud.

"I'm the bad guy..."

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No Immediate Danger

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Trust

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Jacques Lacan

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Counselling Cash.

Motorway of the Self

Super-ego Surveillance

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

"I consider myself a passionate man, but, of course, a lawyer first."

You're making me very angry right now, Al. Did you know that before Rorschach came up with his inkblot test, he had one that involved blood spatters?

Post-psychoanalysis

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

M-Day

Psychologist Birthdays

Caterpillar Paranoia

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.