Paranormal Humor Pillows

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Paranormal A-Z...

Ghost School.

Out To Lurch

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Astral Projection

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Macbeth: Take Two

Channelling on the Cheap

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'