Paranormal Humor Pillows

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Ghost School.

Paranormal A-Z...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Out To Lurch

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Channelling on the Cheap

Macbeth: Take Two

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'