Paranormal Admirer Gifts

Ghost School.

"Dearly beloved - We gather today to honor the life of the greatest magician of our time."

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

The DaVinci Code

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'You know too much,'

Paranormal A-Z...

Here be dragons.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Get a tomb!"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Meowlzebub

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Monster Baseball

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"Which one is yours?"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Elusive Shadow.