Paranormal Admirer Gifts

That guy was such a hypochondriac.

Ghost School.

"Dearly beloved - We gather today to honor the life of the greatest magician of our time."

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

The DaVinci Code

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'You know too much,'

Paranormal A-Z...

Here be dragons.

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Astral Projection

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Get a tomb!"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Meowlzebub

"Which one is yours?"

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's