Paradise Disruptor Gifts

"No one's exactly sure how they got here, or how to get rid of them!"

Horse statue throws off rider.

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"Move, Gary."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

'She wishes.'

Danger! Snake heaven.

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

"You must be the new guy!"

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

'They tried to GAG her but they can NEVER stop her 'dance of neglect on the ward'!'

Bottle bank

Spoonfest

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

Occupy crunch

'Ssshh! You're disturbing the class.'

'Miss Jones, those pants have got to go. I can't have my secretary looking like a boy.'

An angry engineer getting out of a train that has had to stop because a woman has taken some railroad ties out to build a flower garden in the middle of the tracks.

'Would you mind jumping in further down please?'

'We'd like to share a haircut.'

Sign on the Pearly Gate with an arrow pointing to 'Drug Testing Center.'

'She had to bride somebody to get in here!'