'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'
Para-athlete Gifts
Looking for a gift for a para-athlete? Our collection features thoughtful and humorous products that honor their incredible perseverance and achievements. Whether for a training partner or a fan, these items celebrate resilience and determination in style.
Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!
"Good game."
'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'
I like the Jets...I guess
'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'
"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"
Life with a professional baseball catcher.
"Portrait of a Lady"
'I love your cardiovascular system!'
"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.
'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'
"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."
What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.
'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'
'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'
"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."
"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."
Yearbook
"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"
'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'
'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'
'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'
Bullseye!
Monica Seles
31. 19. 55.7.
"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'
'Gee, you beat Roger again!'
Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race
I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.
'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'
"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."
'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'
'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'
Para-athlete Gifts Collection
Para-athlete Mugs
Looking for more inspiring products? Explore our collection of mugs celebrating the incredible achievements of para-athletes.
Para-athlete Pillows
Add motivational comfort with our pillows dedicated to para-athletes—warm, inspiring, and perfect for any space.
Para-athlete Prints
Decorate with inspiration! Check out our prints honoring para-athletes, capturing their spirit and determination beautifully.
Para-athlete T-Shirts
Find the perfect shirt to honor their strength! Browse our t-shirts celebrating para-athletes and their battles and victories.