Paperback Poser Mugs

"I'm going to throw this contract out the window, hargraves. Bring it back to me and make sure someone's signature is on it."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Two Generations of Readers

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

'Are you done yet?'

"It makes me happy that you took time to read the newspaper today."

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Lady mimics The Scream.

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

"Actually, I'm sitting here reading a book—just to see if I can still do it."

Everest summit queue...

Selfie

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

"You may not want to read this book but you'll certainly want others to think you've read it."

Baldo and Cruz try to look good as women in bikinis walk by."

Nude model looking at her portrait.

Caveman painting by numbers.

Bookstore: No chargers or batteries needed!

The Dawn of Civilization.

Taking selfies

Caveman Fireman Calendar

"No, trashy paperbacks is the next but one..."