Book Poser Mugs

"You may not want to read this book but you'll certainly want others to think you've read it."

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

Addicted to reading

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?

Book Igloo

Pop Up Pointillism.

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

Rapid reading center.

"Just what, may I ask, do you think you're doing, Jennings?"

"I'm going to throw this contract out the window, hargraves. Bring it back to me and make sure someone's signature is on it."

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

'Don't worry, I'm just here to promote my book.'

Boxing Pop-up Book.

Red book

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

1984 ; pop-up edition...

"Dad want's me to hit the books."

'The problem with pop up books in electronic format is the extra cost of the 3d glasses.'

Toupee.