Paperback Poser Prints

"I'm going to throw this contract out the window, hargraves. Bring it back to me and make sure someone's signature is on it."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Yoga classes door.

Two Generations of Readers

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

'Are you done yet?'

"It makes me happy that you took time to read the newspaper today."

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?

Lady mimics The Scream.

The First Art Critic

'Lost your kindle in the cab? Try my outdated destined-for-extinction, low-priced print edition.'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

Everest summit queue...

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!

"Actually, I'm sitting here reading a book—just to see if I can still do it."

Selfie

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

Baldo and Cruz try to look good as women in bikinis walk by."

"You may not want to read this book but you'll certainly want others to think you've read it."

Nude model looking at her portrait.

Caveman painting by numbers.

The Dawn of Civilization.

Taking selfies

Bookstore: No chargers or batteries needed!

Caveman Fireman Calendar

"No, trashy paperbacks is the next but one..."