Paper Supplier Pillows

Sue decided that her own office 'Red Tape Challenge' wouldn't be a bad idea...

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Morning, all!"

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

Joust Sharpener

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Stationery Shop

In - Out - Pending.

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Tree Funeral

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Before social media there was sticky notes.

Man with post it note

The Move.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Medieval Office Supplies

'Wow, my own desk!'

'Hold me!'

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."