Paper Renegade T-Shirts

"That order you placed for the recycled paper came in very handy-all our dismissal notices are printed on it."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

Rock Climber

Queen of Upcycling!

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Ready for a run!

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

The Bland Leading the Bland

Music Freak.

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Exams

Problem solving centre.

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

Mary Quant.

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

Cluster Catastrophe

Model Village

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

Dead cupid

TV tie-in book signpost.

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

I pretty much work from home these days. "Lol the Clown."

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."

'This new guy is getting on my nerves.'

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

When I said I like dressing "old school," that's not what I meant.

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!"