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Ready for a run!

"OK, ready to go again?"

Queen of Upcycling!

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Tractor Racing

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

Music Freak.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

The Bland Leading the Bland

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

Solar Storm Expected!

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

Mary Quant.

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'Pay back time on the ranch'

Cluster Catastrophe

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

'I'm bringing it into the pit! The DVD player conked out in the middle of 'Little Miss Sunshine'.'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

Model Village

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

George Washington Toll Plaza

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'