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Ready for a run!

Queen of Upcycling!

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Tractor Racing

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Music Freak.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

The Bland Leading the Bland

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Solar Storm Expected!

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

'Pay back time on the ranch'

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Cluster Catastrophe

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Model Village

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

George Washington Toll Plaza

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.