Paper Pondering Poets T-Shirts

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

Mother Goose's Haiku

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

Intellectual Foreplay...

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

Writer

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

Rodins rotten juggler

Doo inc..can and no can.

"now let's try one without the tusks."

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"Crap in" and "crap out"

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

'Oh, I'm the captain of my soul, all right -- it's just that I'm married to a fleet admiral.'

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

James Russell Lowell

'Does he mean before or after the needs survey?'

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