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The copier is making a whining noise.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

Shake it all about sign on desk

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

In, out, shake it all about.

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

Whack, Out of Whack.

In/Out Tray.

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"