Paper Anniversary Gifts

"For our paper anniversary, he's going to assume my share of the national debt."

"For our paper anniversary he upgraded our toilet tissue."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

Shepherd and eurydice

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Tartine

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Playing Fetch.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....