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The Pope cooking some popadoms for Popes

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Tour de Frank"

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

Letter writing lady.

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Bashful Royal Guard

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I'm Miss Jones, your History-As-I-See-It teacher."

"An interesting blend. . . notes of dry corn and overtones of dandelion leaf. . . essences of barley. . . a playful cabbage beetle finish."

"You'll like this place. The food is eclectic without being schizophrenic."

"I think this is a red."

"Oww! Tia Carmen, my jaw hurts!"

"What's good here?"

'I'm not convinced hunting is an improvement on gathering.'

'Do you know brother I think this Papacy 'IS' going to be different.'

Pope Tour

'Oh, Ed's in a VERY contrary mood today. I'm buying probiotics, so he's over there buying antibiotics.'

Pope Francis I

Two Amateur Artists At Dinner

Celebration of Pope Francis's First Year as Pope.

I asked a lady if she wanted to grab a kale smoothie with me. She totally ignored me. Of course she did. Very few ladies are interested in a guy who latches on to the latest fads. It suggests you've got a roving eye, and you'll leave her for someone new later on. Most women like a man who's "classic." Solid. Reliable. Unmoved by the ever-changing winds. That's why I eat nothing but nuts, berries and hippos. If it was good enough for the cavemen, it's good enough for me. I thought cavemen ate bro

Argentine celebrates election of new pope.

'Hold on, it's coming.'