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"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Please don't kill me."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

'He's very fussy about his food.'

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

"An interesting blend. . . notes of dry corn and overtones of dandelion leaf. . . essences of barley. . . a playful cabbage beetle finish."

"You'll like this place. The food is eclectic without being schizophrenic."

"I think this is a red."

"Gluten-free low gi, I don't think so..."

'You know I don't like raisins!'

'We're insectivores. Spiders are arachnids. We don't eat them, and that's that.'

'You said 'chew your liver'. You didn't say anything about swallowing it.'

"What's good here?"

'Ew! It's got FAT on it.'

"I don't like foreign food myself: I only suck the blood of native animals..."

'How about if I meet you halfway? I'll sit up straight but I won't eat my vegetables.'

'I've told you before, I don't like broccoli.'

"Kids Menu Square"

Larry regrets being friends with the fifth dentist.

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

"I wish he'd taketh away broccoli!"

"I Hate Salad."

"I blame all those ruddy celebrity chefs."

Two Amateur Artists At Dinner

Burger Peasant: Roadkill at it's Best!