Picky Palate Possessor T-Shirts

Larry regrets being friends with the fifth dentist.

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

He wanted a different one.

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

"Please don't kill me."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'