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"I Hate Salad."

"He's such a fussy eater."

He wanted a different one.

"Please don't kill me."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

"Cupcakes for the judge? You're new here, aren't you?"

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

'He's very fussy about his food.'

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

'If you don't have room for vegetables, you don't have room for dessert, so I put your vegetables on top of your ice cream.'

"I'm strictly a squid and seaweed eater. Whenever I have plankton, I'm hungry an hour later."

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

'You know I don't like raisins!'

'We're insectivores. Spiders are arachnids. We don't eat them, and that's that.'

'You said 'chew your liver'. You didn't say anything about swallowing it.'

'Ew! It's got FAT on it.'

"I don't like foreign food myself: I only suck the blood of native animals..."

"White bread? Do you have any idea how much gluten is in those crumbs?!"