Picky Palate Advocate Pillows

"I Hate Salad."

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Please don't kill me."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

"Cupcakes for the judge? You're new here, aren't you?"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

'He's very fussy about his food.'

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

"I'm strictly a squid and seaweed eater. Whenever I have plankton, I'm hungry an hour later."

'If you don't have room for vegetables, you don't have room for dessert, so I put your vegetables on top of your ice cream.'

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

'You said 'chew your liver'. You didn't say anything about swallowing it.'

'We're insectivores. Spiders are arachnids. We don't eat them, and that's that.'

'You know I don't like raisins!'

'Ew! It's got FAT on it.'

'How do you know you won't like brontosaurus if you don't try it?'

"White bread? Do you have any idea how much gluten is in those crumbs?!"

"I don't like foreign food myself: I only suck the blood of native animals..."