Picky Palate Pillows

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'I've told you before, I don't like broccoli.'

"I wish he'd taketh away broccoli!"

'He's very fussy about his food.'

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

"I blame all those ruddy celebrity chefs."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"He's such a fussy eater."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"Please don't kill me."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"