Picky Palate Mugs

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'I've told you before, I don't like broccoli.'

"I wish he'd taketh away broccoli!"

'He's very fussy about his food.'

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

"I blame all those ruddy celebrity chefs."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"He's such a fussy eater."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"Please don't kill me."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

He wanted a different one.

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"