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"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Please don't kill me."

He wanted a different one.

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

'He's very fussy about his food.'

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

"An interesting blend. . . notes of dry corn and overtones of dandelion leaf. . . essences of barley. . . a playful cabbage beetle finish."

"You'll like this place. The food is eclectic without being schizophrenic."

"I think this is a red."

"Gluten-free low gi, I don't think so..."

'You know I don't like raisins!'

'We're insectivores. Spiders are arachnids. We don't eat them, and that's that.'

'You said 'chew your liver'. You didn't say anything about swallowing it.'

"What's good here?"

'Ew! It's got FAT on it.'

"I don't like foreign food myself: I only suck the blood of native animals..."

'How about if I meet you halfway? I'll sit up straight but I won't eat my vegetables.'

'I've told you before, I don't like broccoli.'

"Kids Menu Square"

"This wine has hints of rebellion with a lingering finish of rugged individuality - did you buy this to defy me?"

Larry regrets being friends with the fifth dentist.

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

"I wish he'd taketh away broccoli!"

"I Hate Salad."

"I blame all those ruddy celebrity chefs."

I asked a lady if she wanted to grab a kale smoothie with me. She totally ignored me. Of course she did. Very few ladies are interested in a guy who latches on to the latest fads. It suggests you've got a roving eye, and you'll leave her for someone new later on. Most women like a man who's "classic." Solid. Reliable. Unmoved by the ever-changing winds. That's why I eat nothing but nuts, berries and hippos. If it was good enough for the cavemen, it's good enough for me. I thought cavemen ate bro

Two Amateur Artists At Dinner