Picky Palate Pleaser Prints

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"He's such a fussy eater."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"Please don't kill me."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

"I'll have filet mignon, and she'll have the chef whip up something with no meat, dairy, wheat, soy or flavor."

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

'He's very fussy about his food.'

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

"Did I mention that I'm invited to Danny's for supper?"

"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"