Pants Problem Solver Pillows

'Too much cargo in my pants.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Bobbies library of jeans

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Something just didn't add up."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

A Brain Drain

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"Frank?"

"What do you mean you can't figure it out? It's not rocket science! Oh, wait..."

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

"Just when you think you've got it all figured out, they hit you with algebra."

"You haven't quite got the idea of pi have you Jones."

"Don't - they'll just spend it on drugs."

"'LOCAL FAILURE...?' That's just cruel."

' Emergency Pet Hospital? My Basset Hound got into my husband's Viagara...'

A childs kite falls from the sky,he buys a balloon using it to re-fly his kite

"Today's test question: If Joe Jones accumulates $16,000 student loan debt in college, then gets a job earning $30,000 a ywar, in how many years would he pay off his loan debt?"

'With your regular carrier overdue you'll have to use me.'

"Out of red ink. Go figure."

'What a way to start a marriage, losing the key to the front door!'

'OK it's extreme, but so is the zit on my nose,'

'Al has vowed to climb the Food Pyramid...one mouthful at a time.'

"All I'm saying is that there are so many problems in the world and you've just added to the list with another one."

"Should I buy larger exercise clothes? Or just start exercising?"

'I know a lot of numbers, but not in order.'