Pants Problem Solver Pillows

'Too much cargo in my pants.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Something just didn't add up."

Bobbies library of jeans

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'I come from the future - any questions?'

A Brain Drain

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"Frank?"

Gretchen encounters the mother of all SAT questions.

"What do you mean you can't figure it out? It's not rocket science! Oh, wait..."

'Did you see my ball come by here?'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

"You haven't quite got the idea of pi have you Jones."

"Just when you think you've got it all figured out, they hit you with algebra."

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

"Don't - they'll just spend it on drugs."

' Emergency Pet Hospital? My Basset Hound got into my husband's Viagara...'

"'LOCAL FAILURE...?' That's just cruel."

'Remember, folks, don't try this on your own!'

A childs kite falls from the sky,he buys a balloon using it to re-fly his kite

G.P.S for Poor Math Students

'What a way to start a marriage, losing the key to the front door!'

"Today's test question: If Joe Jones accumulates $16,000 student loan debt in college, then gets a job earning $30,000 a ywar, in how many years would he pay off his loan debt?"

'With your regular carrier overdue you'll have to use me.'

Laundry Dry Cleaner. If a spritz of moisture doesn't get this stain out we'll have to color the shirt. It's a dew or dye situation!

"Out of red ink. Go figure."

'OK it's extreme, but so is the zit on my nose,'

'Al has vowed to climb the Food Pyramid...one mouthful at a time.'

"All I'm saying is that there are so many problems in the world and you've just added to the list with another one."

"Counsel has advised that I not answer this specific line of inquiry."

"Should I buy larger exercise clothes? Or just start exercising?"