Clothing Conundrum Solver Pillows

Can I help you sir?

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Can do...No can do

Bad for you but to die for

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Tech support...can I help you!

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"I'll give you a moment."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

Damned if you do...

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Life irritates art

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

'Sometimes I just feel like processing some data, but I have no data to process - other times I have the data, but I have nothing to process it with.'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

"I'm confused. Are we your attorneys or are you our attorneys?"

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.'

Computer Support Line

"Siri, fix everything that's wrong with my life!"

'How'll we handle this?'