Collar Conundrum Solver Pillows

Vicar wearing shirt back to front instead of dog collar.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Can do...No can do

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Tech support...can I help you!

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

King completes rubik's cube.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"I'll give you a moment."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

Damned if you do...

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

Life irritates art

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

'Sometimes I just feel like processing some data, but I have no data to process - other times I have the data, but I have nothing to process it with.'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

The Blue Collar/White Collar Answer