Collar Conundrum Solver Mugs

Vicar wearing shirt back to front instead of dog collar.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Can do...No can do

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Tech support...can I help you!

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

King completes rubik's cube.

"I'll give you a moment."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

Damned if you do...

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Life irritates art

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'Sometimes I just feel like processing some data, but I have no data to process - other times I have the data, but I have nothing to process it with.'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

The Blue Collar/White Collar Answer

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'