Plumbing Puzzle Solver Pillows

Flushing Litter

A Brain Drain

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

The Map of the human brain

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'You know too much!'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Eureka!

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Introducing...Anagraman.

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'He's not supposed to go out.'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Some card-game puns

The Salmon Run

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."