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Silly Seasoning

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Surprise!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Ghostbasters 3

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"Woof"

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

Happy Birthday MUM!

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"I need one of them and one of them..."