Pantry Surprise Enthusiast Mugs

Silly Seasoning

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

Ghostbasters 3

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

"Woof"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Surprise Party

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

Happy Birthday MUM!

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...