Panspermia Ponderer T-Shirts

"We evolved from asteroids"

No Immediate Danger

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

Conspiracy Cat

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Sex Education

Hypochodriac worrying about his heart.

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

The Human Condition

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

A confinement of convicts

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Desert crawler following water

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.'

"It's a memoir about multiple personality disorder, so it was written in first, second and third person narrative."

Nigel finds the Higgs boson.

Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino.

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"