Panic Attack Comforters T-Shirts

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

Fight or Flight

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

Baby blanket.

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

"My new day job is killing me."

"Wine makes him sleepy."

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

Panic Button

"It's just till I get over our dog running away."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

Hotel teddy for hire

'Was the class too early for you?'

A man opens front door in his night shirt

Show Mom You Love Her!

'I'm afraid to ask.'

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

"For God's sake, man, just tell me what we're running from!"

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

"Have you seen my onesie?"

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

"They're from the new Gangsta line of sleepwear."

Professor Yomp inserts ecology into his economic formula: "We're doomed!"

Aweary! Aweary!

"You wear pyjamas!"

"Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable..."