Panhandler Ponderer Gifts

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Wildlife

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Ricochet

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Keystone XL

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

Where Meteorites Come From. Ahh-choo!

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'If nothing sticks to Teflon, how come Teflon sticks to the pan?'

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."