Pandemic Project Planner Gifts

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

God's Subcontractors

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Economy

Breakthrough

Waiting for retirement.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

D.I.Y with dad.

The new global mantra flag for the future

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

COVID-19 Stops Economy

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'The project isn't that important, so put some of your worst people on it.'

Science and Coronavirus

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

"I'd love to sit down and discuss my project with you some time. Let me check my calendar and I'll get back to you."

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

The Best Laid Plans

'Regarding our deadline - have we moved to long-range planning or still stuck in short-term excuses?'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Airplane dropping vaccines.

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

We thought we'd put in the detail later.