Pandemic Planner Gifts

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

"So where do you see yourself in 5 months?"

The new global mantra flag for the future

"I thought she was being shy. It turns out she's a doom-dayer!"

COVID-19 Stops Economy

Distancing in Banks

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

Hand Sanitiser

Airplane dropping vaccines.

"It's okay, I'll see if the next one is less crowded."

"Oh, look..! It's a little mask-wearing liberal weenie!"

The Fauci on my shoulder

Coronavirus Greetings

COVID-19 office design

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Well this blows!"

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

Science and Coronavirus

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

S.O.S. vaccine

Holiday Gifts 2020

And now for today's lead story. . .

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

"Our battle with Covid-19 has been a triumph."

Trick or Treatment.

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

Covid Vaccines

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale