Pandemic Humorer Pillows

COVID Era abbreviations

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Distance to avoid contagion

Lend me your ears

The Official Covid-19 Diet

US National holiday

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

The Organic

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

The trap

Start of school year in Cuba 1

Decontamination

Virtual Beach

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

I break for toilet paper

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

The Masked Singer

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

Vaccine passport required

Social distance queue starts here

Covid-19, Mask Up

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"