Pandemic Caricature Fans Pillows

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Bribes for Jabs

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

Face Mask Romance

Dinosaur Group Think

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

Bubbling

"Haven't you guys ever heard of masks?!"

Vaccine passport required

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

Covid-19 Caution

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

"Ahem... mask please..!"

"Why not?"

"Sorry – there's a shortage of beds. On the bright side, you're way more infectious than the guy next to you."

Teleworking was the death of the office party

Drücke dein Glück: Covid-Testausgabe

Flush Direct

"Bless you!"

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"Why are we following traffic lights? Rudolph got the corona Virus."

Shelf-Isolation

Self-Isolatteion

"Due to public health concerns the galactic government bans any visit, abduction or invasion to the planet that locals call Earth."

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

"Which one?"

"Hard to tell...He was wearing a mask."