Panda Enthusiasts Pillows

'For the last time, Duane, I'm just not in the mood, alright?'

'These business meetings are like panda matings...The expectations are always high, but the results are usually disappointing.'

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

Jeez, it's like they don't make bamboo-flavored anything.

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

"Your mascara is running."

'Being an endangered species has its drawbacks: We're not allowed to play dangerous sports...'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Barks in code.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'She's just great with the children.'

Foster failure

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'Works every time.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Pet a Puppy

'He does lack social skills.'

10 K Tail-Chase

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"He was a sea rescue."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.