Panda Lovers Pillows

"One more crack like that and you'll end up with a white eye."

'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'

The Birth of Chinese Football

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

Polly txt speak

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Life is for the birds.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Cow Pinatas

Horror movies

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Man's best friends."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Oh, crap.'

Unemotional Support Animal

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Home Sweet Home

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."