Panda Appreciator Pillows

"What a moron! No wonder we're an endangered species!"

A Chinese panda hits Trump like a golf ball.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

The Fourth Little Pig

Family with pets.

Stubborn Horse

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Laboratory Retriever

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"You're adopted."

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

Say cheese!

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

'Don't give me that 'Protected Species' excuse: You've been naughty, you'll be punished!'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"You know, we have our little spats, but we don't argue about what to eat nearly as much as other couples."

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

"Head of Sales, VP of Marketing, and an endangeres species....Wow. I'm impressed..."