Poodle Appreciator Pillows

"He won't bite, but he carries with him a large repository of judgements."

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

'You know which one to push Peppy. Push one.'

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

The Fourth Little Pig

Theatre Masks and Butts

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Stubborn Horse

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"Wanna go out?"

A perm for a woman and her dog.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

An inbred poodle.

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

Best in Heat.

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

A new stylist, with fussing and savoury biscuits. . . but overall, Bev was very happy with the result!!