Panda Enthusiasts Mugs

'For the last time, Duane, I'm just not in the mood, alright?'

'These business meetings are like panda matings...The expectations are always high, but the results are usually disappointing.'

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

'Being an endangered species has its drawbacks: We're not allowed to play dangerous sports...'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Barks in code.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Foster failure

'Works every time.'

'She's just great with the children.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Pet a Puppy

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'He does lack social skills.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Canine Scentipede

"Yes, one is a dog."

Collies Without Borders

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'