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Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Man see's 'Distribution' in his crystal ball

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Palm Reader...

"I see you've never dated a clairvoyant before."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "I'm afraid you don't have a long lifeline"

'The mist is clearing.'

Palm Reader.

'I'm afraid you don't have a long life-line.'

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

Stephanie could read minds, but only at a Grade Three level.

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Madame Babushka: Palm reading, seances, portfolio management.

"So, what brings you here today?"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Your Palm

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Asking out a palm reader.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Pie Filling Reader

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Paw readings

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

Ill next Thursday

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

"Gas, is it the future?"

Amateur Palmist

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."