Palm Reading Mugs

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Man see's 'Distribution' in his crystal ball

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Palm Reader...

"I see you've never dated a clairvoyant before."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "I'm afraid you don't have a long lifeline"

'The mist is clearing.'

Palm Reader.

'I'm afraid you don't have a long life-line.'

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

Stephanie could read minds, but only at a Grade Three level.

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Madame Babushka: Palm reading, seances, portfolio management.

"So, what brings you here today?"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Your Palm

Asking out a palm reader.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Pie Filling Reader

Paw readings

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

Ill next Thursday

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Amateur Palmist

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."