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Artist Paints Picture to Bring in the Money.

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

Vincent Van Goat.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Business Outlook

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"And this all happened in the last week..."

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

"It's been a great year - let's hope we can keep the shareholders from finding out."

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

"Stop staring"

Investments: Call us hopeless romantics for still believing money can make you happy!

Happy looking manager with a bag of money

I'm color blind, please help.

'It's a win-win, but a win-win-win would be better.'