Paleo Ponderer Gifts

"Paleo menu? I'm a vegan you presumptuous cretin!"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Beginning Yarder.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Dog Igloo.

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Billions of years ago, earth had only one huge supercontinent..."

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

Polar Bear Desert Island

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

"It's a memoir about multiple personality disorder, so it was written in first, second and third person narrative."

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

"This is an octagon after cutbacks."

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

"He's on the paleo diet."

"That guy."