Paleo Ponderer Mugs

"Paleo menu? I'm a vegan you presumptuous cretin!"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Beginning Yarder.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Dog Igloo.

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'If nothing sticks to Teflon, how come Teflon sticks to the pan?'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"Billions of years ago, earth had only one huge supercontinent..."

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

Polar Bear Desert Island

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"This is an octagon after cutbacks."

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

'I'm working on a book that will blow the lid off the paleolithic era!'

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

"It's a memoir about multiple personality disorder, so it was written in first, second and third person narrative."

'Mom, it's doing it again'

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

"That guy."